Nothing to see here, buddy... Pick your cherry:

• 401 Forbidden [you should not be here]
• 404 Not Found [sorry Bro]
• 403 Unauthorized [No Way]
• 410 Gone [see you]
• 408 Request Timeout [hold the line, an operator will be answering shortly]
• 411 Length Required [size does matter]
• 413 Request Entity Too Large [size matters]
• 418 I'm a Teapot [sorry can't send you any coffee]
• 451 Unavailable for Legal Reasons